Why is it that people seems to take me seriously? Is it just because I don't like traditional jokes? Because that's kinda dumb.
I joke. All the time. Half the time, if I'm telling you something that has happened, and to you it sounds bad, I'll see it as a joke. If I'm talking about my friends/ family, then 75% of the time I view it as a joke. Comon, people. I'm a Wood AND a Lundy. I've got a double dose of those characteristics!
There are very easy ways to tell if I'm joking. If I'm smiling, or if there's a glint in my eyes, I'm laughing inside. If you can hear a giggle or a chuckle while I talk, I'm joking. And, if my voice dips, I'm definitely joking. Same if my voice is a bit to high.
I LOVE to joke. I seriously love it. Just because I don't do it often doesn't mean I don't joke. Seriouly, people.
I realize this wasn't much of a rant, but I had to get this out of my system.
Signed,
~Saronda
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
2012: Not gonna happen.
Flame proof armor? Check.
Sword of facts? Check.
Helmet of intellect? Check.
Shield of So not caring? Check.
*Cracks knuckles* Alright, let's get this show on the road.
2012 is not going to be the end of the world, people. You said the same thing about 2000, and I know there are people who said it about 2010. It's not happening! There's no aliens out to destroy us, the gods aren't going to take their wrath out on us, it won't happen! It's a myth, a superstition! It's paranoia! THE WORLD ISN'T GOING TO END! The only reason the world could possibly end within this CENTURY is that we- us humans- are polluting to earth to much for it to handle! But we've got failsafes to stop that, or we will by the time it would happen! We've got another 5 BILLION years at least, people! Stop freaking out! It's so not gonna happen! If anything, because us humans are to stubborn to LET it happen! We're a planet full of stupid, stubborn, CRAZIES! And we need this planet! By sheer will alone, even if it DOES try to happen, we'll stop it! There's no point in freaking out about this! Honestly! You 'adults' think you're so much more mature then highschoolers, but haven't you notice that you don't see any of us panicking and saying the world will end in 2012? Seriously! I'm 15, any I have more sense then some of you!
Flame me all you want, it has to be said. We've lived through swine flu, avian flu, mad cow disease, year 2000, and much more. Some of you probably lived through columbine, or a war. 2012 can do it's worse! We're humans, we can take it! We've lived through worse!
Signed,
~Saronda
Sword of facts? Check.
Helmet of intellect? Check.
Shield of So not caring? Check.
*Cracks knuckles* Alright, let's get this show on the road.
2012 is not going to be the end of the world, people. You said the same thing about 2000, and I know there are people who said it about 2010. It's not happening! There's no aliens out to destroy us, the gods aren't going to take their wrath out on us, it won't happen! It's a myth, a superstition! It's paranoia! THE WORLD ISN'T GOING TO END! The only reason the world could possibly end within this CENTURY is that we- us humans- are polluting to earth to much for it to handle! But we've got failsafes to stop that, or we will by the time it would happen! We've got another 5 BILLION years at least, people! Stop freaking out! It's so not gonna happen! If anything, because us humans are to stubborn to LET it happen! We're a planet full of stupid, stubborn, CRAZIES! And we need this planet! By sheer will alone, even if it DOES try to happen, we'll stop it! There's no point in freaking out about this! Honestly! You 'adults' think you're so much more mature then highschoolers, but haven't you notice that you don't see any of us panicking and saying the world will end in 2012? Seriously! I'm 15, any I have more sense then some of you!
Flame me all you want, it has to be said. We've lived through swine flu, avian flu, mad cow disease, year 2000, and much more. Some of you probably lived through columbine, or a war. 2012 can do it's worse! We're humans, we can take it! We've lived through worse!
Signed,
~Saronda
Just once...
Just once, I want to find a guy who can look me in the eye, and say he loves me. Someone who can see through my mask, but still care, who knows that when I say I'm fine, I'm always lying. Just once... Is that to much to ask?
Me and Levi are officially through. I gave in to the more vindictive side after everything went to hell and back... And now, I'm just sitting at home crying a lot of the time because I thought it would have worked, I really thought that we could get through this.
He never saw through the mask. He saw what everyone sees: A happy girl that loves life, reads to much, and, most importantly, never gets upset. And all of it was one big lie...
Happy? With the way my life is now? Hah! Oh, sure. I'm real bloody happy! Why wouldn't I be? I mean, anyone would be happy if they're pet lizard died in their hands, they found they're iguana dead the next summer, that Christmas one of their cats died, and that summer another one died! Sure, anyone would just be smiling away in that situation- NOT! And how about loving life, hm? Wouldn't you love life if you were teased for being bi, hated for being agnostic, outcast because your smart, and tormented because you try to be NICE! Sure, ANYONE would love that kind of life! Oh, and wile we're at it, let's not forget that the only thing keeping you from throwing yourself off a bridge is the tiny, nearly nonexistent hope that a girl you knew in elementary school might remember you! Oh, sure. My life is bloody perfect. My books are a shield, and I'll use them as such. At least they don't hurt me.
Impossible to upset? Me? Hm, lets see... I come home on the verge of tears most days because the only words spoken to me were insults, I spend the day with my face hid behind a book so no one can see me when I do cry, and my first two reactions to everything are to cry and get mad, not necessarily in that order. But sure, let's just say that little undersized Shali is perfectly happy, wouldn't even consider killing herself, and that nothing's wrong. That's what Levi did, that's what they do, and that's what's always been done. *Sighs wistfully* Why would anything change now?
I'm sorry to have ranted.
Signed
~Saronda
Me and Levi are officially through. I gave in to the more vindictive side after everything went to hell and back... And now, I'm just sitting at home crying a lot of the time because I thought it would have worked, I really thought that we could get through this.
He never saw through the mask. He saw what everyone sees: A happy girl that loves life, reads to much, and, most importantly, never gets upset. And all of it was one big lie...
Happy? With the way my life is now? Hah! Oh, sure. I'm real bloody happy! Why wouldn't I be? I mean, anyone would be happy if they're pet lizard died in their hands, they found they're iguana dead the next summer, that Christmas one of their cats died, and that summer another one died! Sure, anyone would just be smiling away in that situation- NOT! And how about loving life, hm? Wouldn't you love life if you were teased for being bi, hated for being agnostic, outcast because your smart, and tormented because you try to be NICE! Sure, ANYONE would love that kind of life! Oh, and wile we're at it, let's not forget that the only thing keeping you from throwing yourself off a bridge is the tiny, nearly nonexistent hope that a girl you knew in elementary school might remember you! Oh, sure. My life is bloody perfect. My books are a shield, and I'll use them as such. At least they don't hurt me.
Impossible to upset? Me? Hm, lets see... I come home on the verge of tears most days because the only words spoken to me were insults, I spend the day with my face hid behind a book so no one can see me when I do cry, and my first two reactions to everything are to cry and get mad, not necessarily in that order. But sure, let's just say that little undersized Shali is perfectly happy, wouldn't even consider killing herself, and that nothing's wrong. That's what Levi did, that's what they do, and that's what's always been done. *Sighs wistfully* Why would anything change now?
I'm sorry to have ranted.
Signed
~Saronda
RELIGION
| Before I even start, there is something you should know. I am firmly agnostic, and there is no changing that. The gods have done nothing for me, so I shall do nothing for them. This isn't to say that I hate religion, or that I even dislike it. I just disagree with it. That being said, I move on to what I intend to say. I can't believe that any god worth worshiping would make the world as it is. I just can't. I can't believe hat a god would ignore the constant prayers of a little girl for her great grandmother to live. A god like that would be cruel. I used to be a devote Christian. I used to believe that God loved us all. I stopped believing when he ignored my prayers and let my grandmother die. A few years later, I nearly started to believe again. That ended as soon as some assholes tried to kill my brother. I know that there are gods. I've seen evidence of it, which if I told you about it, you would call me crazy. I just refuse to worship them. Like I said, they do nothing for me, I do nothing for them. That's how it works. You may think it's 'wrong' for me to be agnostic. You can tell me I'll go to Hell when I die. Guess what? I DON'T FUCKING CARE. Hell can't be much worse then my life currently is, after all. It'd be warmer, at least. You can try telling me that this is a test, and I'll laugh in your face and tell you, quite plainly, that you can take that bald faced bare assed lie and shove it up your cunt, or ass if your a guy. You can tell me the evil in the world is Satan's doing, and I'll tell you there's to much for him to be behind it all You can tell me that it's time when people die, and I'll ask about the little children that die of illness, and the people who are murdered. You can call me a Satanist. You can call me a devil worshiper. You can call me a witch. You can call me a lesbo, which is nearly accurate. You can even tell my to go fuck myself and jump off a cliff, but you cannot convert me. I refuse to believe, plain and simple. -Signed, ~Saronda | |||||
Go ahead...
This is for rants. Big rants, small rants, what-the-hell rants, just rants. I rant a lot. I know it. So... I might as well keep the rants organized. Go ahead and put on you're sword of flames, because I've got flameproof armor and once I get going, there's no stopping me.
I guarantee you, I'm going to say something one of these days that you are going to hate me for. Hells, I'm counting on it. I like getting into long, drawn out discussions over my rants. So, go ahead and take a swing. It'll be fun!
Signed,
~Saronda
I guarantee you, I'm going to say something one of these days that you are going to hate me for. Hells, I'm counting on it. I like getting into long, drawn out discussions over my rants. So, go ahead and take a swing. It'll be fun!
Signed,
~Saronda
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